Sunday, December 09, 2007
all right the long awaited and rather MYSTERIOUS post which some ppl ie JOLINE NG are curious abt.
BUT FIRSTLY. i just wanna say that turning and turning and turning with the ball is a very unknown, underrated and VERY GOOD skill in soccer. i think Andrina is pretty much traumatized after defending me, HAHA. oh and the Jia Hui way of defending ppl is damn effective too, provided the referee doesnt gimme a yellow card, haha.
oh, and the way Chewww ate her dinner yesterday with Oei Oei and Peipei is damn funny too. sorry, just had to mention that.
anyway, the thing i've decided upon is.....
THE FIRST EVER REWOUNDED--.BLOGSPOT.COM AWARD CEREMONY!
ok you ppl probably have no idea what it is. but you soon shall find out. and this type of thing only happens when wu liao ppl--such as me--think random thoughts and somehow come up with such wu liao things. but it's all right, at least it passes time. cos i'm so wu liao anyway.
all right. this is how it goes. every category will have 3 winners, and no. 1 would obviously be the one with the GOLD title of that category. the first award would be....
The Mr. Nice Guy award [have to honour them ma, cos nice guys DONT finish last ok]:
3. Calvin Stupid Ang Red Tatto Neverendless Berdy Berd
2. Wilson. yes the one frm 0731.
1. Lau Lau!
The Little Miss Nice award:
3. Hwee Li
2. Sian Tzu
1. Lucie
The Funniest Guy award:
3. Jian Wen and Han Lim--it's a tie. cos i'm always laughing at them, and not with them. Jian Wen because of his laughter--it's damn funny. and Han Lim cos he says funny stuff like, "let's have a gentle show of hands." HAHAHA.
2. Zul and the Berd--it's a tie again. it's probably because they're always making really funny imitations of other ppl.
1. Lau Lau wins AGAIN! but i bet now in Uni he doesnt have much energy or brain power to think of jokes lah.
The Funniest Girl award:
3. Jaslin Chewww-On Nuts Jia Yen. again, it's because i'm always laughing at her. :D
2. Babita Magar.
1. Chung Jia Yu. thinking of her just makes me laugh for no reason.
The Cutest Guy award:
3. Rosy Rosy Rosy Boyyyyyy. so cute.
2. FG lah, duh.
1. that SA guy i saw that time outside Far East with Chewww.
The Cutest Bung award [since i dont look at girly girls right]:
3. that one wearing jersey no. 2 in IJC soccer. no, not that unforgettable one! the other one, that didnt get to play this yr.
2. Qing'er. yes yes, i bet if Xiao Qian aka Miss Famous Blog still reads my blog she'll be totally um chio-ing by now.
1. my neighbourhood resident cute bung, of course! eh dont pray pray ah, my EC know. of course will win right. NO I'M NOT BEING BIASED!!!!
The Worst Lecturer award:
3. old man. need i say more?
2. Zi Bi. he murmurs into the mike, in a monotone. jeez.
1. Blah Blah Blah. he chucks one whole chunk of info at us in his notes and goes, "you dont have to copy anything, it's all in your notes." then dont need to go for his lectures already lah! knn.
The Easiest To Bully award:
3. Han Lim again.
2. Babita Magar.
1. LIM SHIH YANN! since sec 1 until now still havent change, haiyoh.
The Distant Close Friend award:
3. Babita again.
2. Selly. literally distant ok. all the way in Indonesia. tsk.
1. Connie Lee. i got nothing to say.
The Online Freak award:
3. Li Zhen
2. Joline Ng
1. Jia Yu wins again! she can compete with Lau Lau sia.
The Looks Are Deceiving award:
3. Ilya
2. Madeleine. if you dont know her she looks damn buay song.
1. Flirto. BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
The Dead Blog award:
3. Chewww-On Nuts
2. Berd
1. the 0731 class blog.
The Most Interesting Blog award [this is a coveted title ok! like the Grammys having the best song award. hah]:
3. Li Zhen--cos her posts are full of pictures. :D
2. Shaggy. YES YOU PPL CAN STOP LAUGHING NOW. tsk, it's not nice to laugh at ppl you know, esp whenthey i'm being absolutely SERIOUS.
1. MINE OF COURSE. just kidding, cos i cant vote for myself right. then that would definitely be being biased. so anyway. the real winner is:
1. The Hammerhead! that blog never fails to make me laughok. for those ppl who dont read The Hammerhead's blog or dont know who The Hammerhead is, TOO BAD FOR YOU.
The Highlight Of The Year award:
3. promo results and getting promoted. :D
2. O level results. omg i'm such a nerd lah.
1. THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT.
and it is only TWO FREAKING DAYS AWAY. oh Mikey, here i come!!
ok, so that's the big surprise. not very big, and not very surprising either. ah, what the hell.
MCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRM
BUT FIRSTLY. i just wanna say that turning and turning and turning with the ball is a very unknown, underrated and VERY GOOD skill in soccer. i think Andrina is pretty much traumatized after defending me, HAHA. oh and the Jia Hui way of defending ppl is damn effective too, provided the referee doesnt gimme a yellow card, haha.
oh, and the way Chewww ate her dinner yesterday with Oei Oei and Peipei is damn funny too. sorry, just had to mention that.
anyway, the thing i've decided upon is.....
THE FIRST EVER REWOUNDED--.BLOGSPOT.COM AWARD CEREMONY!
ok you ppl probably have no idea what it is. but you soon shall find out. and this type of thing only happens when wu liao ppl--such as me--think random thoughts and somehow come up with such wu liao things. but it's all right, at least it passes time. cos i'm so wu liao anyway.
all right. this is how it goes. every category will have 3 winners, and no. 1 would obviously be the one with the GOLD title of that category. the first award would be....
The Mr. Nice Guy award [have to honour them ma, cos nice guys DONT finish last ok]:
3. Calvin Stupid Ang Red Tatto Neverendless Berdy Berd
2. Wilson. yes the one frm 0731.
1. Lau Lau!
The Little Miss Nice award:
3. Hwee Li
2. Sian Tzu
1. Lucie
The Funniest Guy award:
3. Jian Wen and Han Lim--it's a tie. cos i'm always laughing at them, and not with them. Jian Wen because of his laughter--it's damn funny. and Han Lim cos he says funny stuff like, "let's have a gentle show of hands." HAHAHA.
2. Zul and the Berd--it's a tie again. it's probably because they're always making really funny imitations of other ppl.
1. Lau Lau wins AGAIN! but i bet now in Uni he doesnt have much energy or brain power to think of jokes lah.
The Funniest Girl award:
3. Jaslin Chewww-On Nuts Jia Yen. again, it's because i'm always laughing at her. :D
2. Babita Magar.
1. Chung Jia Yu. thinking of her just makes me laugh for no reason.
The Cutest Guy award:
3. Rosy Rosy Rosy Boyyyyyy. so cute.
2. FG lah, duh.
1. that SA guy i saw that time outside Far East with Chewww.
The Cutest Bung award [since i dont look at girly girls right]:
3. that one wearing jersey no. 2 in IJC soccer. no, not that unforgettable one! the other one, that didnt get to play this yr.
2. Qing'er. yes yes, i bet if Xiao Qian aka Miss Famous Blog still reads my blog she'll be totally um chio-ing by now.
1. my neighbourhood resident cute bung, of course! eh dont pray pray ah, my EC know. of course will win right. NO I'M NOT BEING BIASED!!!!
The Worst Lecturer award:
3. old man. need i say more?
2. Zi Bi. he murmurs into the mike, in a monotone. jeez.
1. Blah Blah Blah. he chucks one whole chunk of info at us in his notes and goes, "you dont have to copy anything, it's all in your notes." then dont need to go for his lectures already lah! knn.
The Easiest To Bully award:
3. Han Lim again.
2. Babita Magar.
1. LIM SHIH YANN! since sec 1 until now still havent change, haiyoh.
The Distant Close Friend award:
3. Babita again.
2. Selly. literally distant ok. all the way in Indonesia. tsk.
1. Connie Lee. i got nothing to say.
The Online Freak award:
3. Li Zhen
2. Joline Ng
1. Jia Yu wins again! she can compete with Lau Lau sia.
The Looks Are Deceiving award:
3. Ilya
2. Madeleine. if you dont know her she looks damn buay song.
1. Flirto. BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
The Dead Blog award:
3. Chewww-On Nuts
2. Berd
1. the 0731 class blog.
The Most Interesting Blog award [this is a coveted title ok! like the Grammys having the best song award. hah]:
3. Li Zhen--cos her posts are full of pictures. :D
2. Shaggy. YES YOU PPL CAN STOP LAUGHING NOW. tsk, it's not nice to laugh at ppl you know, esp when
1. MINE OF COURSE. just kidding, cos i cant vote for myself right. then that would definitely be being biased. so anyway. the real winner is:
1. The Hammerhead! that blog never fails to make me laughok. for those ppl who dont read The Hammerhead's blog or dont know who The Hammerhead is, TOO BAD FOR YOU.
The Highlight Of The Year award:
3. promo results and getting promoted. :D
2. O level results. omg i'm such a nerd lah.
1. THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT.
and it is only TWO FREAKING DAYS AWAY. oh Mikey, here i come!!
ok, so that's the big surprise. not very big, and not very surprising either. ah, what the hell.
MCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRMCRM
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